Guide to Chocolate by Astrological Sign
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Aries
Aries eats all of the chocolates in one sitting. |
Taurus
Taurus tends to buy two boxes and leave only the orange ones for you. |
Gemini
Gemini makes their chocolate choice by sticking their finger in each piece. |
Cancer
Cancer draws it out to make even the smallest box last for a month. |
Leo
Leo likes to own all the chocolates first. |
Virgo
Virgo cuts their chocolates up into small, manageable bites with a knife and fork. |
Libra
Libra chooses two boxes of chocolates, white and dark; one for you, one for them. |
Scorpio
Scorpio can't resist rubbing them all over their partner and licking it off. |
Sagittarius
Sagittarius only orders foreign chocolates. |
Capricorn
Capricorn seeks perfection in picking truffles of the best variety. |
Aquarius
Aquarius skips chocolates altogether -- they prefer a box of carob, with raisins. |
Pisces
Pisces tends to share them all and forgets to leave one for their own consumption. |
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